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Towel - Calmer Than You Are (Cellar)

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Regular price $ 24.99 Sale price $ 34.99
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Behold, our unique towel design allows the message to be seen when wrapped around your waist.

• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• 30″ × 60″
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

  • We ship via USPS and you get the calculated daily rate from USPS.
  • Sometimes the USPS will tell you your package has been delivered a day or two before they actually deliver it. That's just the USPS being ridiculous. 
  • We are not responsible for customs or VAT.
  • We ship to military bases. Follow this basic format so the system gets it:

Name: Captain Chaos
Company: 30SECOUT Stunt Team
Street 1: Unit/PSC #
Street 2: Box #
City: APO/FPO
State: Armed Forces Europe etc.
Country: United States
Zip: 00000-0000

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Dan Sweet
Love This Shirt

When I wear this shirt I take it like it's a challenge to live by the motto around others (it'd be awkward if I didn't, right?).

It was recommended to buy a size up and can confirm it's a good choice. I'm usually a medium (I'm 6'1" & 205 lbs) but the large fits me perfectly.

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