Swim Shorts - Shrooms and Skulls
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The skulls represent the death of our old selves, and the shrooms a new start. Psychedelic mushrooms used to be frowned upon, but studies have discovered the benefits to the mind when taken in microdoses. Go easy out there. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!
Experience ultimate comfort and functionality with these swim trunks - perfect for hot summer days. They're quick-drying, breathable, and have multiple pockets for your belongings, all while featuring a smooth, anti-chafe inner liner.
Fabric composition:91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
Elastic waistband with drawcord
Mesh pockets
Small inside pocket for valuables
UPF 50+
These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 52 | 59 |
- We ship via USPS and you get the calculated daily rate from USPS.
- Sometimes the USPS will tell you your package has been delivered a day or two before they actually deliver it. That's just the USPS being ridiculous.
- We are not responsible for customs or VAT.
- We ship to military bases. Follow this basic format so the system gets it:
Name: Captain Chaos
Company: 30SECOUT Stunt Team
Street 1: Unit/PSC #
Street 2: Box #
City: APO/FPO
State: Armed Forces Europe etc.
Country: United States
Zip: 00000-0000
| Men's Size Chart | ||||||
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Chest | 35-37" | 38-40" | 41-43" | 44-47" | 48-50" | 51-53" |
| Waist | 29-30" | 31-32" | 33-35" | 36-38" | 39-42" | 43" + |
| Women's Size Chart | ||||
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| 2-6 | 6-10 | 8-10 | 10-14 | 18-22 |
| Youth Size Chart | ||||
| XS | S | M | L | XL |
| 4/5 | 6/7 | 8 | 10/12 | 14/16 |
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