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T-shirt - Calmer Than You Are

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Regular price $ 25.00

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No matter the chaos, stay calm and be prepared to die like a champion.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton 
• Heather colors are 52% ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
  • We ship via USPS and you get the calculated daily rate from USPS.
  • Sometimes the USPS will tell you your package has been delivered a day or two before they actually deliver it. That's just the USPS being ridiculous. 
  • We are not responsible for customs or VAT.
  • We ship to military bases. Follow this basic format so the system gets it:

Name: Captain Chaos
Company: 30SECOUT Stunt Team
Street 1: Unit/PSC #
Street 2: Box #
City: APO/FPO
State: Armed Forces Europe etc.
Country: United States
Zip: 00000-0000

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Dan Sweet
Love This Shirt

When I wear this shirt I take it like it's a challenge to live by the motto around others (it'd be awkward if I didn't, right?).

It was recommended to buy a size up and can confirm it's a good choice. I'm usually a medium (I'm 6'1" & 205 lbs) but the large fits me perfectly.

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