thirtysecondsout

• 2" x 2"


• Thick 3D Design


• PVC


• Hook Backed

"I stole Banksy's street art angel, and murdered it out, so it's now a combat vet that represents our community well." Evan, Owner At 30SECOUT

An image is worth a thousand words. Especially this one, which shows the real side of coming through heavy days on the battlefield. I hope it resonates with some of you.

• PVC 


• 3" x 2.5"


• Hook Backed

We started with a small bumper sticker and a lot of you have placed these strategically to stem the tide of the weak sh#t that is spreading throughout the land. So now we've got morale patch options in combating the weak sh#t.

Backstory: This phrase is so good, brought up by the man Scott Adamson. An American Alpinist who, along with climbing partner Kyle Dempster, went missing on an attempt to climb the Ogre II in Pakistan in 2016. This will likely not mean much to most who read this, but what they were attempting had never been done before. They took risks in pursuit of a dream that even if attained, few would recognize it. The one thing to take away is that you see that phrase and you know what it means, for your life and your pursuits.  A portion of the proceeds go to the American Alpine Club. 

• 3.5" x .7"

• 3D Design

• Thick

• Hook Backed

• Effective Against Most Forms Of Weak Sh#t

The fact that you are here, reading this, means you're not that lazy, but you know someone who is? Well, maybe you've just had your coffee and are in an energy boost state that will dwindle in the next 20 min, but that's ok too. Add this pleasant reminder to your kit, or wherever you go when you're supposed to be crushing it, but you're hiding from the world, like we all do at times. No judgment here, just fighting laziness and that's a cause worth fighting for. 

• 3" X 2"


• PVC W/Velcro Backing

Hop in, grab yourself a stiff drink, and buckle up!  We're going places!  Those guys on the ground are way out of range right?  After taking a few mosquito bites to the fuselage, you divert course a little bit 'cause the passengers are getting nervous.  No worries there, you've done this before.  Plus you've got a ground crew that can patch those up in about 30 minutes.  This is the mark of a pro.

• 3.5" x 3.5"


• PVC


• Free After Completing (surviving) The Flightseeing Trip

Did you know there's some killer deep-sea fishing off the Horn of Africa?  While Somalia is generally known for Operation Gothic Serpent (think Black Hawk Down) and piracy, we're focusing on a different aspect. Patch up and show some people that war isn't everything.

• 3.5" X 3.5"


• 3D PVC


• Hook and Loop Backed


• Makes You Catch More Fish