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Have fun, but don't die. A little planning can work.

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

One of our all time best sellers, now in a long sleeve version!

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
  
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.²
  
• 32 singles
  
• Regular fit
  
• Crew neck
  

Get ready to self-rescue with this patriotic Flag! Self-reliance is a quintessentially American trait, like a bald eagle chowing down on apple pie while enjoying fireworks. Don't wait for someone else to save the day.

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Set the tone in your space with this message!

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

You don't have to go bananas, but have a plan for the most likely epics.

• Runs small so order up a size if in doubt
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz
  
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
  
• Front pouch pocket
  
• Double-needle stitched 
  
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile cap
  
• Pre-curved
  
• The underbill matches visor color
  
• Snapback
  

Your hat is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Plan accordingly, but fuel up with this mug first.

• Available in the U.S. and Europe
• Ceramic
  
• 15 oz mug 
  
• Glossy finish
  
• Not dishwasher or microwave-safe
  
• Hand-wash only

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Dark heather tees are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Navy tees are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Self-reliance is as American as a bald eagle eating apple pie at the 4th of July fireworks show!

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Whether you're sharing it with a loved one by the campfire or enjoying it solo, this Sherpa Blanket provides unbeatable comfort, warmth, and convenience.

• 80"W x 60"H
  
• Sherpa fabric
• 100% polyester 
  
• Impossiblly comfortable

Stay true to your Texas roots with this Texas Edition. This fitting motto captures the resilient spirit of the Lone Star State. Designed for comfort and style, this tank top is perfect for showing your Texas pride while staying cool.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon

This tank is made especially for you when you order, so it takes us longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

In summary, this is an amazing phrase for Texans!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This tee is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

The other motto in Texas.

• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Print on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets

This bad boy is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

These are the same basic materials as our tees, but you get long sleeves and a hood for times when it's a bit too chilly for just a tee, or the sun is hammering down and you need some extra coverage.

• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crossover “V” at the neckline

When you place an order, these hooded t-shirts are made especially for you, so delivering them takes us a bit longer. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

Big mug with a message to match.

• Ceramic
• 15 oz 
• Glossy finish
• Not dishwasher or microwave-safe
• Hand-wash only

This mug is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Embrace self-sufficiency and personal responsibility with our Expect To Self Rescue tank top. This popular design inspires confidence and determination in the wearer, while promoting independence. Made with quality materials for ultimate comfort.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• 30 singles thread weight


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

Get ready to show off your Texas pride with our Towel - Expect To Self Rescue (Texas Edition)! Perfect for hot and sunny beach days, this towel will keep you dry and stylish. A must-have for all hardcore Texans.

• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• 30″ × 60″ 
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

When you place an order, these towels are made especially for you, so delivering them takes us a bit longer. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Upgrade your space with this classic flag on your wall. Crafted from premium polyester, it promises never to wrinkle or shrink, ensuring its longevity for years to come. Returns and exchanges are on us!

• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Print on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets

This flag is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Whether you're at the beach, in an RV, or at home, this towel has got you covered!

• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• 30″ × 60"
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent