thirtysecondsout

Have fun, but don't die. A little planning can work.

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

One of our all time best sellers, now in a long sleeve version!

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
  
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.²
  
• 32 singles
  
• Regular fit
  
• Crew neck
  

Get ready to self-rescue with this patriotic Flag! Self-reliance is a quintessentially American trait, like a bald eagle chowing down on apple pie while enjoying fireworks. Don't wait for someone else to save the day.

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Set the tone in your space with this message!

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

You don't have to go bananas, but have a plan for the most likely epics.

• Runs small so order up a size if in doubt
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz
  
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
  
• Front pouch pocket
  
• Double-needle stitched 
  
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile cap
  
• Pre-curved
  
• The underbill matches visor color
  
• Snapback
  

Your hat is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Plan accordingly, but fuel up with this mug first.

• Available in the U.S. and Europe
• Ceramic
  
• 15 oz mug 
  
• Glossy finish
  
• Not dishwasher or microwave-safe
  
• Hand-wash only

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Dark heather tees are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Navy tees are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Self-reliance is as American as a bald eagle eating apple pie at the 4th of July fireworks show!

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Whether you're sharing it with a loved one by the campfire or enjoying it solo, this Sherpa Blanket provides unbeatable comfort, warmth, and convenience.

• 80"W x 60"H
  
• Sherpa fabric
• 100% polyester 
  
• Impossiblly comfortable

An fitting phrase for Texans.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

These are the same basic materials as our tees, but you get long sleeves and a hood for times when it's a bit too chilly for just a tee, or the sun is hammering down and you need some extra coverage.

• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Triblend colors are 50% polyester, 25% cotton, and 25% rayon
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crossover “V” at the neckline

This hooded shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

Get ready to show off your Texas pride with our Towel - Expect To Self Rescue (Texas Edition)! Perfect for hot and sunny beach days, this towel will keep you dry and stylish. A must-have for all hardcore Texans.

• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• 30″ × 60″ 
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

When you place an order, these towels are made especially for you, so delivering them takes us a bit longer. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Upgrade your space with this classic flag on your wall. Crafted from premium polyester, it promises never to wrinkle or shrink, ensuring its longevity for years to come. Returns and exchanges are on us!

• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Print on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets

This flag is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Whether you're at the beach, in an RV, or at home, this towel has got you covered!

• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• 30″ × 60"
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

Style up your pet with a premium-quality leash—a must-have accessory for any fashionable pet wardrobe. It’s made to last and features a padded handle for comfort during walks.

• Durable 100% polyester webbing
• 92% polyester, 8% spandex handle inside
• Black 100% polyester sponge handle padding
• Metal snap hook and D-ring
• 6 ft. long
• 1″ wide

Treat your pet to a premium collar that’s made to last. It’s available in 3 sizes and has an adjustable buckle for a secure fit. It’s ideal for pet owners who want their furry friends to look and feel great on the go.

• Durable 100% polyester webbing
• Black 100% polyester sponge padding inside collar 
• Adjustable collar 
• Small 11.8″–17.8″ circumference
• Medium 13.5"- 20.5" circumference
• Large 14.8"- 23.8" circumference
• 1" wide

Great for animals and humans! This UPF50+ bandana can do a bunch of stuff. It can protect you from the sun. It works as a tourniquet. It hides your face when you finally stop procrastinating and rob thaty train finally. The list goes on.

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Lightweight and soft to the touch
• Double-folded edges
• Single-sided print
• Multifunctional
• UPF50+ protection

Important sizing information: the smallest bandana size is made for small pets and won’t fit an adult. Please choose the medium size if you’re ordering for an adult.

Size guide

• 5" x 3.4"
  

• Weather Tough

• Lasts For Years