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Set the tone everyday!

• Available in the U.S. and Europe
• Ceramic
  
• 15 oz mug 
  
• Glossy finish
  
• Not dishwasher or microwave-safe
  
• Hand-wash only

We started with a small bumper sticker and a lot of you have placed these strategically to stem the tide of the weak sh#t that is spreading throughout the land. So now we've got morale patch options in combating the weak sh#t.

Backstory: This phrase is so good, brought up by the man Scott Adamson. An American Alpinist who, along with climbing partner Kyle Dempster, went missing on an attempt to climb the Ogre II in Pakistan in 2016. This will likely not mean much to most who read this, but what they were attempting had never been done before. They took risks in pursuit of a dream that even if attained, few would recognize it. The one thing to take away is that you see that phrase and you know what it means, for your life and your pursuits.  A portion of the proceeds go to the American Alpine Club. 

• 3.5" x .7"

• 3D Design

• Thick

• Hook Backed

• Effective Against Most Forms Of Weak Sh#t

Dress your baby to the nines with this un-forgettable one-piece. It has three snap-leg closures for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a print with a clear message.

• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
  
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
  
• Side-seamed construction
  
• Envelope neckline
  
• Three-snap leg closure
  

This baby one piece is made especially for your little monster when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Set the tone with this Flexfit hat, with a strong message! 

• Blackout Camo!
• One size fits most
• 55% polyester, 43% cotton, 2% spandex
  
• Mesh back
  
• Elastic band for amazing comfort

Your hat is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Set the tone so there is zero confusion about your standards.

• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Printed on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets

This flag, free of weak shit, is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Tough enough for little monsters, and it has the right message!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  
• Heather colors are 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
  
• Pre-shrunk fabric
  
• Relaxed fit
  

For the flat-brimmers out there! This mesh snapback will keep your head cool and sheltered from the sun, while you get shit done.

• Mesh
• Snapback
• Flat bill
• 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester
  
• Structured, five-panel, high profile
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3 cm–58.4 cm)
  

Your hat is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Set the tone!

• Solid cotton back (not mesh)
• Black...stealthy
• It fits larger heads well
• 100% cotton twill
  
• Structured five panel 
• Green under visor
• Snapback closure
  

Your hat is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Set the tone in your space so there's no confusion about your expectations as a leader! We have framed it to save you time, so you can get back to slaying dragons.

• 18" W x 24" H
• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
  
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
  
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
  
• Lightweight
  
• Acrylite front protector
  
• Hanging hardware included
  

Soft Hoodie with a dope ass deep meaning. No weak shit, set the tone so there is zero confusion about your standards.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

No weak shit, set the tone so there is zero confusion about your standards with this soft hoodie

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 

No weak shit, set the tone so there is zero confusion about your standards with this dope garden flag

• 100% polyester
• Size: 12″ × 17″ (30 × 43 cm)
• Fabric weight: 1.2 oz./yd.² (34 g/m²)
• Pole hem

Disclaimers:
• Each garden flag may vary slightly in size and may not be perfectly evenly cut
• The flag pole is not included

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

No weak shit, set the tone so there is zero confusion about your standards

This six-panel trucker cap with a mesh back will be a comfy and classic choice for a perfect day in the sun.

• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area
• Structured, six-panel cap
• 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)
• Hard buckram front panels
• Mesh back
• Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor
• Plastic adjustable closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

Size guide

Set the tone so there is zero confusion about your standards.

• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding

Size guide

Dad hats aren't just for dads. No weak shit, set the tone so there is zero confusion about your standards This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

Set the tone so there is zero confusion about your standards.

• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding

Size guide

This is the tee that you've been looking for, and it's bound to become a favorite in any youngster's wardrobe. It's light, soft, and comes with a unique design that stands out from the crowd wherever you go!

• 52% ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Side-seamed construction


This youth tee is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

Set the right tone with this high-quality metal print, that will look fantastic in your gym or office! This metal print is a dimensional, high-quality piece of art that will last a long time. Its metal base makes it easy to clean and care for. The artwork looks luminescent against the wall!

• 30"H x 20"W
• Aluminum metal surface
• Wood frame
  
• Hangs up to 1/2″ off the wall
  
• Scratch and fade-resistant
  
• Sourced from US
  

Set the tone so there is zero confusion about your standards.

• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding

Size guide