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These multi-purpose shorts have everything you need for a hot summer day—they’re quick-drying and breathable, have multiple pockets for your belongings, and feature a silky, anti-chafe inner liner. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

• Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

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• Ceramic
• 15 oz mug dimensions
• Glossy finish
• NOT dishwasher or microwave-safe - (we have to say that)

This mug is made especially for you when you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

No matter the chaos, stay calm and be prepared to die like a champion.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton 
• Heather colors are 52% ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

Behold, our unique towel design allows the message to be seen when wrapped around your waist.

• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• 30″ × 60″
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent