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They'll save you, your family, your property, and your animals...all during one shift!

• Runs small, so order up a size if in doubt
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz
  
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
  
• Front pouch pocket
  
• Double-needle stitched 
  
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

A heavy metal concert-style poster, printed on a flag, about war.

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Set the tone in your space with this message!

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

You can do anything in this hat and look great whatever the activity. We've built this OG-style hat from strong, lightweight, and moisture-wicking tech fabric! Whether chilling at the lake, mountain biking, climbing, running, or cracking cold ones and heckling your fishing buddy, you'll love the speed at which this hat dries and performs for you. With our standing 100% guarantee on every product we sell, you're in good hands if you change your mind on color, style, or anything!

• 100% Lifetime Guarantee + Free Returns


• Quick Drying Tech Fabric


• Snap Back For Universal Fit

Meet your new favorite summer shirt! It exudes coolness both in terms of style and material. These are oversized so order down a size. Plus, its featherlight and moisture-wicking material ensures comfort even on the hottest days.

• OVERSIZED fit so order a size DOWN
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• UPF50+ protection

This casual shirt is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

Get ready to show off your Texas pride with our Towel - Expect To Self Rescue (Texas Edition)! Perfect for hot and sunny beach days, this towel will keep you dry and stylish. A must-have for all hardcore Texans.

• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• 30″ × 60″ 
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

When you place an order, these towels are made especially for you, so delivering them takes us a bit longer. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Fungus life.

• Heather colors are 52% Polyester, 48% ringspun cotton
• Other colors are 100% ringspun cotton
• Pre-shrunk

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

WHaqt heppens on the next shift is qanyone's guess.

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

A mashup of a Banksy street art piece and the experience of combat veterans.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

 "It's remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be CONSISTENTLY NOT STUPID, instead of trying to be very intelligent."

Charlie Munger, Former Vice Chairman of Berkshire Hathaway

Gain valuable insights into improving mental sharpness and refining belief systems. This guide presents practical strategies and tools that can be implemented immediately, drawing from Sean's extensive experience and knowledge to help you unlock your full potential. Stand as a voice of reason in challenging conversations, earn the respect of everyone in the room, and become an intelligent force in a world filled with urgent chaos, where your mental precision is more crucial than ever.

You get the Following:

• Understanding the Top 10 Mental Traps and Taking Action
• Demystifying Algorithms: Understanding and Taking Control
  
• Trustworthy Tools for Fact-Checking: Your Shield on the Internet
  
• Mastering Effective Communication Skills: Your Key to Confidence
  
• Engaging in Constructive Conversations with Conspiracy Theorists
• PDF Download Link Via Email 
• File is Compatible with: Kindle, Mobile Phones, Desktops, E-readers etc.
  

These multi-purpose shorts have everything you need for a hot summer day—they’re quick-drying and breathable, have multiple pockets for your belongings, and feature a silky, anti-chafe inner liner. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

• Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

The skulls represent the death of our old selves, and the shrooms a new start. Psychedelic mushrooms used to be frowned upon, but studies have discovered the benefits to the mind when taken in microdoses. Go easy out there. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
Elastic waistband with drawcord
Mesh pockets
Small inside pocket for valuables
UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Law Enforcement Officers have an extremely difficult job, especially these days. Often outnumbered, these folks deal with the worst of humanity on a regular basis. The shield in the middle of this design is from the original film "Mad Max" where police officers make their best attempts to maintain what is right in the shadow of a violent and apocalyptic world. Not that different from what a lot of LEO's around the world are experiencing now.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

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Set the tone in your space so there's no confusion about your expectations as a leader! We have framed it to save you time, so you can get back to slaying dragons.

• 18" W x 24" H
• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
  
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
  
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
  
• Lightweight
  
• Acrylite front protector
  
• Hanging hardware included
  

30SECOUT was founded by a Navy dude who likes ocean stuff, especially Sea Turtles. Ya, it's random, but here we are. Stand by for sea turtle facts.

Sea turtles outlived dinosaurs. Sand temperatures determine the sex of Sea Turtles. Only 1 in 1,000 turtles will make it to adulthood (WTF?!). Turtles use the Earth's magnetic field to navigate (mind blown). "Honu" is the Hawaiian word for sea turtle, specifically the green sea turtle.

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Sport grey tees are 90/10 ring-spun cotton/polyester
• White tees are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

For the flat-brimmers out there! This mesh snapback will keep your head cool and sheltered from the sun, while you get shit done.

• Mesh
• Snapback
• Flat bill
• 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester
  
• Structured, five-panel, high profile
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3 cm–58.4 cm)
  

Your hat is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Like you, we pride ourselves on being able to get out of jams! Often our first responders are busy and may not get to us as fast as we would like. We should be able to handle things, within reason, on our own.
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You never know if your next expedition will be your last. You can't expect that anyone will be able to find or save you if things go wrong. Be mindful of your surroundings, your ability, and be prepared for the worst case scenario. Know how to self rescue if it comes down to it. Of course, enjoy yourself, because chances are you're doing something awesome.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.