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The skulls represent the death of our old selves, and the shrooms a new start. Psychedelic mushrooms used to be frowned upon, but studies have discovered the benefits to the mind when taken in microdoses. Go easy out there. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
Elastic waistband with drawcord
Mesh pockets
Small inside pocket for valuables
UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

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Pursue The Unknown. What does that mean to you? There's a saying we use out here in the mountains: Hazards exist that are not marked. Manage the risk, and always keep exploring. Rewards usually lie on the other side of the void - have the capacity to get there.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Keep this mindset with you on all your risky adventures where one wrong move will require you to save your own life. Because you never know if anyone is coming to find you. Have your first aid kit and slap this patch somewhere with high visibility. Most importantly, don't forget to have fun while you're out exploring!

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Size guide

Law Enforcement Officers have an extremely difficult job, especially these days. Often outnumbered, these folks deal with the worst of humanity on a regular basis. The shield in the middle of this design is from the original film "Mad Max" where police officers make their best attempts to maintain what is right in the shadow of a violent and apocalyptic world. Not that different from what a lot of LEO's around the world are experiencing now.

• Ceramic

• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• NOT dishwasher or microwave safe - (we have to say that)


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

Wrap yourself in pure comfort with our Sherpa Blanket. Impossibly soft and built to last through countless washes, this cozy companion is practically begging you to snuggle up. Whether you're lounging on the couch, curling up with a good book, or just need a hug, this blanket delivers the warmth and softness that'll have you reaching for it every single day. Your new favorite thing is here.

• 80"W x 60"H
  
• Sherpa fabric
• 100% polyester 
  
• Impossiblly comfortable

Wrap yourself in pure comfort with our Sherpa Blanket. Impossibly soft and built to last through countless washes, this cozy companion is practically begging you to snuggle up. Whether you're lounging on the couch, curling up with a good book, or just need a hug, this blanket delivers the warmth and softness that'll have you reaching for it every single day. Your new favorite thing is here.

• 60"W x 80"H
• Plush Sherpa fabric
• 100% polyester 
  
• Impossibly cozy

Framed for your convenience, this print attracts attention and tends to be a conversation starter!

• 18"W x 24"H
• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
  
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
  
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
  
• Lightweight
  
• Acrylite front protector
  
• Hanging hardware included
  

Set the tone!

• Solid cotton back (not mesh)
• Black...stealthy
• It fits larger heads well
• 100% cotton twill
  
• Structured five panel 
• Green under visor
• Snapback closure
  

Your hat is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

It is a mashup of a Banksy street art piece and the experience of those who have been in battle.

Wrap yourself in pure comfort with our Sherpa Blanket. Impossibly soft and built to last through countless washes, this cozy companion is practically begging you to snuggle up. Whether you're lounging on the couch, curling up with a good book, or just need a hug, this blanket delivers the warmth and softness that'll have you reaching for it every single day. Your new favorite thing is here.

• 80"W X 60"H
  
• Plush Sherpa fabric
  
• Impossibly comfortable
• 100% polyester 
  

Get on that lightning!

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
  
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
  
• Regular fit
  
• Crew neck
  

This is a photo taken by a friend. It is not photoshopped.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem


Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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The All-American Skull Crusher hoodie is more than just a piece of clothing – it symbolizes your unwavering dedication to personal accountability and the pursuit of extraordinary experiences. Wear it proudly as you explore the great outdoors, connect with fellow adventurers, and positively impact the world around you.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

No matter the chaos, stay calm and be prepared to die like a champion.
Brighten up your space by adding this unique flag to your wall. Your flag won’t crease or shrink thanks to the polyester material and will last a long time.

• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Print on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

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Dropping hammers and setting standards. We've blended the professioinal style of a collaredd shirt with crossed hammers. Oversized fit so order down a size. Featherlight and moisture-wicking material ensures comfort even on the hottest days.

• OVERSIZED fit so order a size DOWN
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• UPF50+ protection

This casual shirt is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thanks for being cool with that!

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Showing respect for the one and only, the legendary Green Door! It was a black market liquor shop in downtown Kabul, Afghanistan. Rumors have it you could get Johnny Walker whiskey, cuban cigars, Stella Artois beer and many other moral boosting items. You had to go in with low-vis"costumes" and vehicles to get into the compound, according to the rumors. Oversized fit so order down a size. This shirt is featherlight and moisture-wicking ensuring comfort even on the hottest party days! 

• OVERSIZED fit so order a size DOWN
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• UPF50+ protection

This casual shirt is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

No weak shit, set the tone so there is zero confusion about your standards with this dope garden flag

• 100% polyester
• Size: 12″ × 17″ (30 × 43 cm)
• Fabric weight: 1.2 oz./yd.² (34 g/m²)
• Pole hem

Disclaimers:
• Each garden flag may vary slightly in size and may not be perfectly evenly cut
• The flag pole is not included

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

It's a hazardous profession. We don't always see them, but firefighters risk their lives for us, and the toll can be as heavy on them as vets who have been in combat. Nothing but respect for these men and women!

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Pursue The Unknown. What does that mean to you? There's a saying we use out here in the mountains: Hazards exist that are not marked. Manage the risk, and always keep exploring. Rewards usually lie on the other side of the void - have the capacity to get there.

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem


Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

Size guide

This is a photo taken by a friend. It is not photoshopped. Day Blazing the Statue of Liberty.
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!