thirtysecondsout

Imagine riding a lightning bolt as a tiger. Life is like that sometimes.

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• 2 iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

"I stole Banksy's street art angel, and murdered it out, so it's now a combat vet that represents our community well." Evan, Owner At 30SECOUT

An image is worth a thousand words. Especially this one, which shows the real side of coming through heavy days on the battlefield. I hope it resonates with some of you.

• PVC 


• 3" x 2.5"


• Hook Backed

• 4.75" W x 3" H
• Weather Tough
• Lasts For Years

• 3" x 2" Small


• 5" x 3.8" Large


• Lasts For Years Outside


• Weather Tough


• Fight Laziness

Hope is what's left after due diligence. Never before.

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Dark heather tees are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Navy tees are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Those big mountains are ready to be skied, but you'll always get into a gunfight in Kunar Valley,  which is a major buzzkill.

• Runs a bit small, so order up a size if in doubt
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz
  
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
  
• Front pouch pocket
  
• Double-needle stitched 
  
• Unisex

These. hoodies are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

This print was created from Robert Duvall's iconic character, COL. Kilgore, from the film Apocalypse Now. Mr. Duvall liked the design so much he signed a few copies that we have donated to charity, with one going for $2500. Below is a pic he sent us after receiving his print. While we no longer have signed prints, however, you can still get one and it will improve whatever space you hang it in!

• 18"W x 24"H
• Thick Samurai paper from Japan
• Museum quality
• Not signed
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
  
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
  
• Opacity: 94%
  
• Frame not included, but you can still grab a framed version here
• ISO brightness: 104%

A 30SECOUT classic, made with impeccable quality and unbeatable softness. Perfect for anyone in search of the perfect top.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon

This tank is made especially for you when you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

Stop your boat from meeting Davy Jones with this soft and comfortable T-shirt. Lightweight with the perfect amount of stretch, it's your dream shirt. Ready to aid in any boat rescue!

• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Regular fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

Get ready to conquer the summer in The Mekong swim shorts! Originally known as a fierce battleground during the Vietnam War, these trunks will have you taking risks and making a splash. Stay cool and dry with their quick-drying, breathable design and keep your essentials secure with their multiple pockets. And with a silky, anti-chafe inner liner, you'll feel unstoppable all day. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

An fitting phrase for Texans.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

A mashed-up design of a Banksy street art piece and a soldier.

• Runs small, so order up a size if in doubt
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz
  
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
  
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
  
• Front pouch pocket
  
• Double-needle stitched 
  
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

The fact that you are here, reading this, means you're not that lazy, but you know someone who is? Well, maybe you've just had your coffee and are in an energy boost state that will dwindle in the next 20 min, but that's ok too. Add this pleasant reminder to your kit, or wherever you go when you're supposed to be crushing it, but you're hiding from the world, like we all do at times. No judgment here, just fighting laziness and that's a cause worth fighting for. 

• 3" X 2"


• PVC W/Velcro Backing

Not photoshopped! This photo was taken by a good friend a few years back. We got permission to use it and raised money from sales for good causes.

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.

• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
  
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
  
• Frame not included, but you can get the framed version here
• Printed on Samurai paper from Japan
  

Set the tone so there is zero confusion about your standards.

• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Printed on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets

This flag, free of weak shit, is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Dress your baby to the nines with this un-forgettable one-piece. It has three snap-leg closures for easy changing, a comfortable envelope neckline, and a print with a clear message.

• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
  
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
  
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
  
• Side-seamed construction
  
• Envelope neckline
  
• Three-snap leg closure
  

This baby one piece is made especially for your little monster when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Set the tone with this Flexfit hat, with a strong message! 

• Blackout Camo!
• One size fits most
• 55% polyester, 43% cotton, 2% spandex
  
• Mesh back
  
• Elastic band for amazing comfort

Your hat is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!