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Start your day off with the Col. Kilgore "VICTORY" mindset!

• Available in the U.S. and Europe
• Ceramic
  
• 15 oz mug 
  
• Glossy finish
  
• Not dishwasher or microwave-safe - (we have to say that)

Like drinking from the skulls of your enemies, but without the legal hassles.

• Ceramic
• 15 oz 
• Glossy finish

This mug is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Island vibes and Little Bird rides.
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

)Set the tone everyday!

• Available in the U.S. and Europe
• Ceramic
  
• 15 oz mug 
  
• Glossy finish
  
• Not dishwasher or microwave-safe-(we have to say that)

Law Enforcement Officers have an extremely difficult job, especially these days. Often outnumbered, these folks deal with the worst of humanity on a regular basis. The shield in the middle of this design is from the original film "Mad Max" where police officers make their best attempts to maintain what is right in the shadow of a violent and apocalyptic world. Not that different from what a lot of LEO's around the world are experiencing now.

• Ceramic

• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• NOT dishwasher or microwave safe - (we have to say that)


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

Logic goat doesn't make emotionally based, poorly informed decisions.  Logic Goat sees right through the crap.  It takes honesty and critical thinking skills to do this, and everyone should be practicing.

This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

The fact that you are here, reading this, means you're not that lazy, but you know someone who is? Well, maybe you've just had your coffee and are in an energy boost state that will dwindle in the next 20 min, but that's ok too.
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Kindness and grit are both powerful qualities that complement each other. A solid reminder while sipping on your favorite beverage!

• Ceramic
• 15 oz
• Glossy finish
• NOT dishwasher or microwave-safe (we have to say that)


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

America is what we make it! We haven't crossed any finish line, because there isn't one. This experiment in democracy is a hard and endless road. A foundation of personal independence, strength, and self-reliance is the backbone of what we have built here over the past few hundred years. The government, law enforcement, and institutions won't save us from everything life throws at us.
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Plan accordingly, but fuel up with this mug first.

• Available in the U.S. and Europe
• Ceramic
  
• 15 oz mug 
  
• Glossy finish
  
• Not dishwasher or microwave-safe - (we have to say that)

Like you, we pride ourselves on being able to get out of jams! Often our first responders are busy and may not get to us as fast as we would like. We should be able to handle things, within reason, on our own.
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Doing vs Talking says it all

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This is a photo taken by a friend. It is not photoshopped. Day Blazing the Statue of Liberty.
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

As the leader, set the tone: no matter what kind of calamity is unfolding!

• Ceramic
• 15 oz mug dimensions
• Glossy finish
• NOT dishwasher or microwave-safe - (we have to say that)

This mug is made especially for you when you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Glossy finish
• NOT dishwasher or microwave safe - (we have to say that)


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Hop in, grab yourself a stiff drink, and buckle up!  We're going places!  Those guys on the ground are way out of range right?  After taking a few mosquito bites to the fuselage, you divert course a little bit 'cause the passengers are getting nervous.  No worries there, you've done this before.  Plus you've got a ground crew that can patch those up in about 30 minutes.  This is the mark of a pro.

• 3.5" x 3.5"


• PVC


• Free After Completing (surviving) The Flightseeing Trip

Did you know there's some killer deep-sea fishing off the Horn of Africa?  While Somalia is generally known for Operation Gothic Serpent (think Black Hawk Down) and piracy, we're focusing on a different aspect. Patch up and show some people that war isn't everything.

 

• 3.5" X 3.5"


• 3D PVC


• Hook and Loop Backed


• Makes You Catch More Fish

We started with a small bumper sticker and a lot of you have placed these strategically to stem the tide of the weak sh#t that is spreading throughout the land. So now we've got morale patch options in combating the weak sh#t.

Backstory: This phrase is so good, brought up by the man Scott Adamson. An American Alpinist who, along with climbing partner Kyle Dempster, went missing on an attempt to climb the Ogre II in Pakistan in 2016. This will likely not mean much to most who read this, but what they were attempting had never been done before. They took risks in pursuit of a dream that even if attained, few would recognize it. The one thing to take away is that you see that phrase and you know what it means, for your life and your pursuits.  A portion of the proceeds go to the American Alpine Club. 

• 3.5" x .7"

• 3D Design

• Thick

• Hook Backed

• Effective Against Most Forms Of Weak Sh#t

• 2" x 2"


• Thick 3D Design


• PVC


• Hook Backed

The fact that you are here, reading this, means you're not that lazy, but you know someone who is? Well, maybe you've just had your coffee and are in an energy boost state that will dwindle in the next 20 min, but that's ok too. Add this pleasant reminder to your kit, or wherever you go when you're supposed to be crushing it, but you're hiding from the world, like we all do at times. No judgment here, just fighting laziness and that's a cause worth fighting for. 

• 3" X 2"


• PVC W/Velcro Backing