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The design on these prints contains a ballistic helmet, a skull, and mushrooms, which have been showing promising results in the treatment of TBI's and PTSD. The skull resting in the helmet represents the death of the old self while providing the foundation for new growth and a better mindset.

• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil 
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Lightweight
• Acrylite front protector
• Hanging hardware included


These prints are made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

No matter the chaos, stay calm and be prepared to die like a champion.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton 
• Heather colors are 52% ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

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Stop your boat from meeting Davy Jones with this soft and comfortable T-shirt. Lightweight with the perfect amount of stretch, it's your dream shirt. Ready to aid in any boat rescue!

• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Regular fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

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This long-sleeve rash guard protects you from sunburn, mat burn, wind, sand, and other elements. Designed for water sports, it features a slim fit, flat ergonomic seams, and a slightly longer length for maximum comfort and protection. Stay safe and have fun with this versatile garment. Enjoy fast and easy returns and exchanges on us!

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Very soft four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers
• UPF 50+
• Comfortable longer body and sleeves
• Flat seam and cover stitch

When you place an order, these rash guards are made especially for you, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Protect yourself from the elements and the mats with our Blackout Tiger Stripe Rash Guard. Slim-fitted with flat ergonomic seams for comfort, this versatile long-sleeve guard is perfect for water sports and works well for Jiu-Jitsu. Its longer length provides extra coverage, ensuring mat burns, sunburn, wind, or sand don't ruin your day. Enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Very soft four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers
• UPF 50+
• Comfortable longer body and sleeves
• Flat seam and cover stitch

When you place an order, these rash guards are made especially for you, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Pre-shrunk

This tee is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Get ready to conquer the summer in The Mekong swim shorts! Originally known as a fierce battleground during the Vietnam War, these trunks will have you taking risks and making a splash. Stay cool and dry with their quick-drying, breathable design and keep your essentials secure with their multiple pockets. And with a silky, anti-chafe inner liner, you'll feel unstoppable all day. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

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Since we can't drink from the skulls of our enemies anymore, because were not psychopaths, we can wear these instead. 

• Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

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The skulls represent the death of our old selves, and the shrooms a new start. Psychedelic mushrooms used to be frowned upon, but studies have discovered the benefits to the mind when taken in microdoses. Go easy out there. Get yours now and enjoy hassle-free returns and exchanges on us!

Fabric composition: 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
Elastic waistband with drawcord
Mesh pockets
Small inside pocket for valuables
UPF 50+

These shorts are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver them. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

This design contains a ballistic helmet, a skull, and mushrooms, which have been showing promising results in the treatment of TBI's and PTSD. The skull resting in the helmet represents the death of the old self while giving way to new growth and a kick-ass future!

• 100% satisfaction guarantee
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon
  
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
  
• Regular fit
  

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Show your support for science, logic, and reason. Our best defense against the onslaught of bullshit coming at us these days. From pseudoscience, snake oils, politicians, misinformation campaigns, etc. Scientific principles have given us cures for numerous diseases, technological advances, and cat videos!

• Back print "Science Will Win"
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  
• 100% satisfaction guarantee
• Pre-shrunk fabric
  

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

It is a mashup of a Banksy street art piece and the experience of those who have been in battle.

• 80"W X 60"H
  
• Plush Sherpa fabric
  
• Impossibly comfortable
• 100% polyester 
  

Perfect for daily use while lounging on the couch, snuggling up on chilly evenings, or styling your room—this blanket offers unmatched coziness and warmth and two people can comfortably fit.

• Plush Sherpa fabric
• 80"H x 60"W
  
• Integral composition: 100% polyester fibers
  
• Fabric: 100% polyester 
  

Whether you're sharing it with a loved one by the campfire or enjoying it solo, this Sherpa Blanket provides unbeatable comfort, warmth, and convenience.

• 80"W x 60"H
  
• Sherpa fabric
• 100% polyester 
  
• Impossiblly comfortable

This cozy blanket comfortably fits two people. It's incredibly soft and will soon become your top choice for everything, whether lounging on the couch or camping out. You'll be blown away!

• 80"W x 60"H
  
• Plush Sherpa fabric
• Impossibly comfortable
•  100% polyester 
  

Stay warm and cozy with our Sherpa Blanket - Victory. Designed for two, it's perfect for snuggling around the campfire. The soft sherpa fabric ensures maximum comfort, while its easy washability makes it perfect for any outdoor adventure. Get ready for a victorious and comfortable experience! 

• 60"W x 80"H
• Plush Sherpa fabric
• 100% polyester 
  
• Impossibly cozy

Wanna know how you can become even more tactically patriotic than you ever thought possible? Grab this tee that has everything you look for in a veteran-run brand. A skull, the word skull, night-vision goggles, the word Viking, an actual Viking, and to put this one over the top...two American flags! You read that right. It's the only tee on earth that comes with a two-flag guarantee! (This is collab design with the hilarious dude at Pizzastrike)

• Two flag guarantee!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz
  
• Pre-shrunk fabric
  

*Guaranteed to come with two flags or your money back!

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

"I've never left a yoga session and thought it was a bad idea."

Paul, Former Tier One Commando

Experience the transformative power of yoga with our badass mats, which are perfect for those looking to dip their toes into the practice. Don't let stubborn excuses hold you back - the benefits for mind and body are unparalleled! 

• Rubber mat with a microsuede top
  
• Anti-slip rubber bottom
  
• Size: 24″ × 68″ 
  
• Weight: 62 oz. 
  
• Mat thickness: 0.12″
  

Our yoga mats are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

"I've never left a yoga session and thought it was a bad idea."

Paul, Former Tier One Commando

Experience the transformative power of yoga with our badass mats, which are perfect for those looking to dip their toes into the practice. Don't let stubborn excuses hold you back - the benefits for mind and body are unparalleled! 

• Rubber mat with a microsuede top
  
• Anti-slip rubber bottom
  
• Size: 24″ × 68″ 
  
• Weight: 62 oz. 
  
• Mat thickness: 0.12″ 
  

Our yoga mats are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

"I've never left a yoga session and thought it was a bad idea."

Paul, Former Tier One Commando

Experience the transformative power of yoga with our badass mats, which are perfect for those looking to dip their toes into the practice. Don't let stubborn excuses hold you back - the benefits for mind and body are unparalleled! 

• Rubber mat with a microsuede top
  
• Anti-slip rubber bottom
  
• Size: 24″ × 68″ 
  
• Weight: 62 oz. 
  
• Mat thickness: 0.12″ 
  

Our yoga mats are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!