thirtysecondsout

No matter the chaos, stay calm and be prepared to die like a champion.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton 
• Heather colors are 52% ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

Who doesn’t want to turn their house into a home? Brighten up your space by adding this unique flag to your wall. Your flag won’t crease or shrink thanks to the polyester material and will last a long time.

• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Print on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets
• Blank product components sourced from China and Israel

Have fun, but don't die. A little planning can work.

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Start your day off with the Col. Kilgore "VICTORY" mindset!

• Available in the U.S. and Europe
• Ceramic
  
• 15 oz mug 
  
• Glossy finish
  
• Not dishwasher or microwave-safe - (we have to say that)

Get ready to self-rescue with this patriotic Flag! Self-reliance is a quintessentially American trait, like a bald eagle chowing down on apple pie while enjoying fireworks. Don't wait for someone else to save the day.

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Show your support for science, logic, and reason. Our best defense against the onslaught of bullshit coming at us these days. From pseudoscience, snake oils, politicians, misinformation campaigns, etc. Scientific principles have given us cures for numerous diseases, technological advances, and cat videos!

• Back print "Science Will Win"
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  
• 100% satisfaction guarantee
• Pre-shrunk fabric
  

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 4.75" W x 3" H
• Weather Tough
• Lasts For Years

"I stole Banksy's street art angel, and murdered it out, so it's now a combat vet that represents our community well." Evan, Owner At 30SECOUT

An image is worth a thousand words. Especially this one, which shows the real side of coming through heavy days on the battlefield. I hope it resonates with some of you.

• PVC 


• 3" x 2.5"


• Hook Backed

Known to be hairy, this surf break is best accessed with the Air Cav. The boss there is cool and surfs as well, so youu'll be in goodd company.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric

This t-shirt is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

)Set the tone everyday!

• Available in the U.S. and Europe
• Ceramic
  
• 15 oz mug 
  
• Glossy finish
  
• Not dishwasher or microwave-safe-(we have to say that)

You could go deep-sea fishing in Somalia, but that would be sketchy. This design, like our Syria Surf Co. is one way of seeing what these places could be like in a more positive light. We recommend the heather orange color option for those friends who tend to fall off boats into the sea. It will make it easier for you to spot them.

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

An outstandding blend of casual style and one of the most popular camo patterns in history. Meet your new favorite summer shirt! It exudes coolness both in terms of style and material. Oversized fit so order down a size. Plus, its featherlight and moisture-wicking material ensures comfort even on the hottest days.

• OVERSIZED fit so order a size DOWN
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• UPF50+ protection

This casual shirt is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thanks for being cool with that!

Size guide

We started with a small bumper sticker and a lot of you have placed these strategically to stem the tide of the weak sh#t that is spreading throughout the land. So now we've got morale patch options in combating the weak sh#t.

Backstory: This phrase is so good, brought up by the man Scott Adamson. An American Alpinist who, along with climbing partner Kyle Dempster, went missing on an attempt to climb the Ogre II in Pakistan in 2016. This will likely not mean much to most who read this, but what they were attempting had never been done before. They took risks in pursuit of a dream that even if attained, few would recognize it. The one thing to take away is that you see that phrase and you know what it means, for your life and your pursuits.  A portion of the proceeds go to the American Alpine Club. 

• 3.5" x .7"

• 3D Design

• Thick

• Hook Backed

• Effective Against Most Forms Of Weak Sh#t

• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile cap
  
• Pre-curved
  
• The underbill matches visor color
  
• Snapback
  

Your hat is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

Imagine riding a lightning bolt as a tiger. Life is like that sometimes.

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• 2 iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

They'll save you, your family, your property, and your animals all during one shift.

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This tee is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

The fact that you are here, reading this, means you're not that lazy, but you know someone who is? Well, maybe you've just had your coffee and are in an energy boost state that will dwindle in the next 20 min, but that's ok too. Add this pleasant reminder to your kit, or wherever you go when you're supposed to be crushing it, but you're hiding from the world, like we all do at times. No judgment here, just fighting laziness and that's a cause worth fighting for. 

• 3" X 2"


• PVC W/Velcro Backing

Hope is what's left after due diligence. Never before.

• 100% polyester
  
• 34.5" x 56"
• Knitted fabric
  
• Print on one side
  
• Blank reverse side
  
• Two iron grommets

Our flags are made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!

• 100% lifetime guarantee + free returns
• Dark heather tees are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Navy tees are 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Turn inside out, wash in cold water, dry on low
• Athletic fit
• Unisex

This product is made especially for you when you place an order, which prevents overproduction and waste, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Thanks for being cool with that!