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"Red wine and uppers... that's why we call him Sailor. He used to take a lot of red wine and uppers, and just sail away." 

Johnson, Uncommon Valor

Randall "Tex" Cobb. Fighter, actor...dancer. His role as Sailor in the film Uncommon Valor is a classic amongst all us war movie nerds. This is a small quantity run, so get on it if you want one.

 

  • Made in the USA
  • CottonPoly (50% Cotton / 50% Polyester) construction
  • Unisex size 
  • Durable rib neckband
  • Worn in feel
  • Superior drape
  • T-shirt Quick Sizing Chart

 

TOP 10 SAILOR QUOTES

 

1. I get energy from the air.

2. I talk to polar bears.

3. I converse with paramecium.

4. You don't ever quit boy, not when it's for real!

5. Boy, you usin' that oriental martial bullshit on me's gonna get real expensive.

6. I had to use that (grenade) for an emergency enema!

7. Boy, you just bought the whole can of whup-ass.

8. You guys are gonna' be using real grenades and stuff, man. You know, they took mine when I got in here.  

9. I fuck nuclear waste.

10. I got enough brain cells to remember that... You gotta' give me a shot, man. You gotta'. 

We ship all our goods from our HQ and warehouse in the mountains of Idaho, USA. In the unlikely event you need to return something due to product quality, we'll send you a return label via email. Returns: 151 4th St W Unit 5460 Ketchum, ID 83340
Money back guarantee. It's very rare that we get returns but it happens. We don't ask a lot of questions. We send you a return label and you get a refund when we get the item back. NO HASSLES. NO BS.

"Red wine and uppers... that's why we call him Sailor. He used to take a lot of red wine and uppers, and just sail away." 

Johnson, Uncommon Valor

Randall "Tex" Cobb. Fighter, actor...dancer. His role as Sailor in the film Uncommon Valor is a classic amongst all us war movie nerds. This is a small quantity run, so get on it if you want one.

 

  • Made in the USA
  • CottonPoly (50% Cotton / 50% Polyester) construction
  • Unisex size 
  • Durable rib neckband
  • Worn in feel
  • Superior drape
  • T-shirt Quick Sizing Chart

 

TOP 10 SAILOR QUOTES

 

1. I get energy from the air.

2. I talk to polar bears.

3. I converse with paramecium.

4. You don't ever quit boy, not when it's for real!

5. Boy, you usin' that oriental martial bullshit on me's gonna get real expensive.

6. I had to use that (grenade) for an emergency enema!

7. Boy, you just bought the whole can of whup-ass.

8. You guys are gonna' be using real grenades and stuff, man. You know, they took mine when I got in here.  

9. I fuck nuclear waste.

10. I got enough brain cells to remember that... You gotta' give me a shot, man. You gotta'. 

We ship all our goods from our HQ and warehouse in the mountains of Idaho, USA. In the unlikely event you need to return something due to product quality, we'll send you a return label via email. Returns: 151 4th St W Unit 5460 Ketchum, ID 83340
Money back guarantee. It's very rare that we get returns but it happens. We don't ask a lot of questions. We send you a return label and you get a refund when we get the item back. NO HASSLES. NO BS.

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