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T-Shirt - Universal Key

Regular price $ 18.00 Sale price $ 29.00

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This is a quickie saw.  It's basically your master key for entry just about anywhere.  Cuts through wood, metal, concrete, and most importantly, BS.

Artwork by our friend Mike Tea.  Check out his awesome artwork.

  • We ship 5 days a week via USPS.
  • Orders placed after lunch on Fridays will ship the following Monday.
  • We ship via USPS and you get the calculated daily rate from USPS.
  • Sometimes the USPS will tell you your package has been delivered a day or two before they actually deliver it. That's just the USPS being ridiculous. 
  • We are not responsible for customs or VAT.
  • We ship to military bases. Follow this basic format so the system gets it:

Name: Captain Chaos
Company: 30SECOUT Stunt Team
Street 1: Unit/PSC #
Street 2: Box #
City: APO/FPO
State: Armed Forces Europe etc.
Country: United States
Zip: 00000-0000

Men's Size Chart
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest 35-37" 38-40" 41-43" 44-47" 48-50" 51-53"
Waist 29-30" 31-32" 33-35" 36-38" 39-42" 43" +

 

Women's Size Chart
S M L XL 2XL
2-6 6-10 8-10 10-14 18-22

 

Youth Size Chart
XS S M L XL
4/5 6/7 8 10/12 14/16

 

 

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David H.
Softest T ever

Great design. Exceptional quality. Outstanding customer service.

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Liam Swords
Recent purchases

Can’t rave enough. Start to finish it was EPIC !

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