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Sticker - The Green Door

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The Green Door was where you acquired liquor and beer in Kabul, Afghanistan (according to some guy). We would have never participated in the illegal booze trade as you could get in big trouble. Like, worse than the big trouble they had in Little China in that movie with the kung fu black magic and stuff. The place was heavily guarded and was like a black market Costco; you just had to know where it was. Stella Artois, Heineken, and Johnnie Walker were usually in stock.

To get the goods, you needed a low-vis vehicle, clothes that made you look like a contractor or something, and definitely no military uniforms. A little courage didn't hurt as IEDs were all the rage, and more than one close call has been reported while on a booze run. It was as close as you could get to living in the prohibition era, with the extra spice of it being in an unstable part of the world.

One thing is for sure, you can threaten people with whatever you want, try and prevent them from having alcohol, and they will still figure out a way to get their hands on a bottle to take the edge off of life in a war zone, or so we've been told.

  • 4.5" x 3.61"
  • Weather Tough
  • Scotch Scented
  • We ship 5 days a week via USPS.
  • Orders placed after lunch on Fridays will ship the following Monday.
  • We ship via USPS and you get the calculated daily rate from USPS.
  • Sometimes the USPS will tell you your package has been delivered a day or two before they actually deliver it. That's just the USPS being ridiculous. 
  • We are not responsible for customs or VAT.
  • We ship to military bases. Follow this basic format so the system gets it:

Name: Captain Chaos
Company: 30SECOUT Stunt Team
Street 1: Unit/PSC #
Street 2: Box #
City: APO/FPO
State: Armed Forces Europe etc.
Country: United States
Zip: 00000-0000

Men's Size Chart
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest 35-37" 38-40" 41-43" 44-47" 48-50" 51-53"
Waist 29-30" 31-32" 33-35" 36-38" 39-42" 43" +

 

Women's Size Chart
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2-6 6-10 8-10 10-14 18-22

 

Youth Size Chart
XS S M L XL
4/5 6/7 8 10/12 14/16

 

 

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