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Sunglasses - Woody's

5 total reviews

Regular price $ 10.00

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Welcome the newest addition to our Sacrificial Sunglasses line!  We've all wrecked a pair of nice sunnies. It sucks.  For $10, consider these an insurance policy.  They pair incredibly well with bad decisions, lost bets, and general tomfoolery.

  • 100% UV Protection
  • Wood Grained Finish
  • One Size Fits Most
  • We ship via USPS and you get the calculated daily rate from USPS.
  • Sometimes the USPS will tell you your package has been delivered a day or two before they actually deliver it. That's just the USPS being ridiculous. 
  • We are not responsible for customs or VAT.
  • We ship to military bases. Follow this basic format so the system gets it:

Name: Captain Chaos
Company: 30SECOUT Stunt Team
Street 1: Unit/PSC #
Street 2: Box #
City: APO/FPO
State: Armed Forces Europe etc.
Country: United States
Zip: 00000-0000

Men's Size Chart
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest 35-37" 38-40" 41-43" 44-47" 48-50" 51-53"
Waist 29-30" 31-32" 33-35" 36-38" 39-42" 43" +

 

Women's Size Chart
S M L XL 2XL
2-6 6-10 8-10 10-14 18-22

 

Youth Size Chart
XS S M L XL
4/5 6/7 8 10/12 14/16

 

 

Customer Reviews

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Brian

Awesome shades for a great price!!😎

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Daniel
Sun Glasses

I like the tint a lot mostly love how fitting they are and the wood finish is awesome very unique for a pair of sunglasses I’d never thought I’d see.

Sweet! We are so glad you like the sunglasses.

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Anonymous
Classic look but no witty pun

Sunnies are a great return classic providing a nod to the past. Glad to add these in rotation with my other thirty secs out pair (somewhat tactical) priced to keep several in different locations. Look great with a cowboy, bucket, or boonie hat!
Only missing item was an adult or goon witty ‘wood’ pun on the side!

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Steve
Super cool

Woody glasses look super cool. Wife has 2 pair of the somewhat tactical shades and loves them, so I got her some woodies and she loves them, too. Buy multiples; they are worth it for the price, in case you set them down in a pile of lumber and lose them.

Sweet! This is what we love to hear!

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Dwight Nunley
Great glasses

Economical and sturdy

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