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Morale Patch - Smooth Is Fast

Regular price $ 8.00

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World class performers know this. I don't really do it that well, but that's beside the point. You should do it. I'll keep at it as well.

  • Embroidered
  • 3" x 3"
  • Hook and Loop Backed
  • We ship 5 days a week via USPS.
  • Orders placed after lunch on Fridays will ship the following Monday.
  • We ship via USPS and you get the calculated daily rate from USPS.
  • Sometimes the USPS will tell you your package has been delivered a day or two before they actually deliver it. That's just the USPS being ridiculous. 
  • We are not responsible for customs or VAT.
  • We ship to military bases. Follow this basic format so the system gets it:

Name: Captain Chaos
Company: 30SECOUT Stunt Team
Street 1: Unit/PSC #
Street 2: Box #
City: APO/FPO
State: Armed Forces Europe etc.
Country: United States
Zip: 00000-0000

Men's Size Chart
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest 35-37" 38-40" 41-43" 44-47" 48-50" 51-53"
Waist 29-30" 31-32" 33-35" 36-38" 39-42" 43" +

 

Women's Size Chart
S M L XL 2XL
2-6 6-10 8-10 10-14 18-22

 

Youth Size Chart
XS S M L XL
4/5 6/7 8 10/12 14/16

 

 

Customer Reviews

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J
John Cotoggio
Great patch

Well made

P
Philip Martin

This is super cool. I wish I could get this exact design as a sticker.

G
Greg Palmer
Always Quality from 30SO

You can always count on anything from this company to be top notch quality!

J
JT Ramondetta
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast!

Have this patch hanging up in the office. Great convo piece since I work as a veteran service officer.

B
Bryan Herrmann
Awesome

Great Patch to add to my collection.

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