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Morale Patch - Slacker

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Life isn't going to wait for you, so get up off your butt and attack!  Pairs especially well with Monday mornings.

  • 3" X 4"
  • PVC W/Velcro Backing
  • Helps You Suck Less
    • We ship 5 days a week via USPS.
    • Orders placed after lunch on Fridays will ship the following Monday.
    • We ship via USPS and you get the calculated daily rate from USPS.
    • Sometimes the USPS will tell you your package has been delivered a day or two before they actually deliver it. That's just the USPS being ridiculous. 
    • We are not responsible for customs or VAT.
    • We ship to military bases. Follow this basic format so the system gets it:

    Name: Captain Chaos
    Company: 30SECOUT Stunt Team
    Street 1: Unit/PSC #
    Street 2: Box #
    City: APO/FPO
    State: Armed Forces Europe etc.
    Country: United States
    Zip: 00000-0000

    Men's Size Chart
    S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Chest 35-37" 38-40" 41-43" 44-47" 48-50" 51-53"
    Waist 29-30" 31-32" 33-35" 36-38" 39-42" 43" +

     

    Women's Size Chart
    S M L XL 2XL
    2-6 6-10 8-10 10-14 18-22

     

    Youth Size Chart
    XS S M L XL
    4/5 6/7 8 10/12 14/16

     

     

    Customer Reviews

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    greg ryan
    Solid patch

    Well made and sits right at eye level to remind me to not be a lazy POS each day.

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    Sam
    Slacker Patch

    Badass patch. Large enough people don’t miss it, not so big it’s hard to find a place to mount it.

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