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Morale Patch - Slacker

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Life isn't going to wait for you, so get up off your butt and attack!  Pairs especially well with Monday mornings.

  • 3" X 4"
  • PVC W/Velcro Backing
  • Helps You Suck Less
    • We ship 5 days a week via USPS.
    • Orders placed after lunch on Fridays will ship the following Monday.
    • We ship via USPS and you get the calculated daily rate from USPS.
    • Sometimes the USPS will tell you your package has been delivered a day or two before they actually deliver it. That's just the USPS being ridiculous. 
    • We are not responsible for customs or VAT.
    • We ship to military bases. Follow this basic format so the system gets it:

    Name: Captain Chaos
    Company: 30SECOUT Stunt Team
    Street 1: Unit/PSC #
    Street 2: Box #
    City: APO/FPO
    State: Armed Forces Europe etc.
    Country: United States
    Zip: 00000-0000

    Men's Size Chart
    S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Chest 35-37" 38-40" 41-43" 44-47" 48-50" 51-53"
    Waist 29-30" 31-32" 33-35" 36-38" 39-42" 43" +

     

    Women's Size Chart
    S M L XL 2XL
    2-6 6-10 8-10 10-14 18-22

     

    Youth Size Chart
    XS S M L XL
    4/5 6/7 8 10/12 14/16

     

     

    Customer Reviews

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    I too wear my plate carrier to the gym.

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    Mark Howard
    Anti Slacker Motivation

    Stuck on the back of my plate carrier so the haters at the gym can remind themselves how pathetic they are. Outstanding.

    That is awesome! We love to hear how our customers use their products. Thanks!

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