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Morale Patch - Slacker

4 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00

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Life isn't going to wait for you, so get up off your butt and attack!  Pairs especially well with Monday mornings.

  • 3" X 4"
  • PVC W/Velcro Backing
  • Helps You Suck Less
    • We ship 5 days a week via USPS.
    • Orders placed after lunch on Fridays will ship the following Monday.
    • We ship via USPS and you get the calculated daily rate from USPS.
    • Sometimes the USPS will tell you your package has been delivered a day or two before they actually deliver it. That's just the USPS being ridiculous. 
    • We are not responsible for customs or VAT.
    • We ship to military bases. Follow this basic format so the system gets it:

    Name: Captain Chaos
    Company: 30SECOUT Stunt Team
    Street 1: Unit/PSC #
    Street 2: Box #
    City: APO/FPO
    State: Armed Forces Europe etc.
    Country: United States
    Zip: 00000-0000

    Men's Size Chart
    S M L XL 2XL 3XL
    Chest 35-37" 38-40" 41-43" 44-47" 48-50" 51-53"
    Waist 29-30" 31-32" 33-35" 36-38" 39-42" 43" +


    Women's Size Chart
    S M L XL 2XL
    2-6 6-10 8-10 10-14 18-22


    Youth Size Chart
    XS S M L XL
    4/5 6/7 8 10/12 14/16



    Customer Reviews

    Based on 4 reviews
    Eric Garvansites/ TalibanSlayer
    Great gear, Great price! Great quality! Great mission!

    You won't be dissapointed if you make a purchase from 30 Seconds Out!!! The quality of the clothing is top notch! The shirt is one of my favorites now and that's saying alot since I own about 70 Military style shirts from multiple different vendors. The hat is well made and great colorways. What I love the most is the mission.

    Keep up the great work yall! I highly recommend buying from these guys!!


    Always remind me of what I truly want to accomplish!


    I too wear my plate carrier to the gym.

    Mark Howard
    Anti Slacker Motivation

    Stuck on the back of my plate carrier so the haters at the gym can remind themselves how pathetic they are. Outstanding.

    That is awesome! We love to hear how our customers use their products. Thanks!


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