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Morale Patch - OG Old Guy

Regular price $ 3.00 Sale price $ 8.00

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Dad strength is no joke.  It's why you don't arm wrestle your grandpa.  There's something about that grip that will crush your hand and put you on the table. Don't mess with the Old Guys, you'll probably lose.

  • 3.75" Wide
  • We ship 5 days a week via USPS.
  • Orders placed after lunch on Fridays will ship the following Monday.
  • We ship via USPS and you get the calculated daily rate from USPS.
  • Sometimes the USPS will tell you your package has been delivered a day or two before they actually deliver it. That's just the USPS being ridiculous. 
  • We are not responsible for customs or VAT.
  • We ship to military bases. Follow this basic format so the system gets it:

Name: Captain Chaos
Company: 30SECOUT Stunt Team
Street 1: Unit/PSC #
Street 2: Box #
City: APO/FPO
State: Armed Forces Europe etc.
Country: United States
Zip: 00000-0000

Men's Size Chart
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest 35-37" 38-40" 41-43" 44-47" 48-50" 51-53"
Waist 29-30" 31-32" 33-35" 36-38" 39-42" 43" +

 

Women's Size Chart
S M L XL 2XL
2-6 6-10 8-10 10-14 18-22

 

Youth Size Chart
XS S M L XL
4/5 6/7 8 10/12 14/16

 

 

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Quincy Tatum
You guys rock!

No disappointment whatsoever from EVERYTHING I have bought from Thirty Seconds Out. You guys rock. If you guys ever do large versions of the patches I would order right away for my jackets!

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Barry Ronk
Integrity and great products

I was turned on to the company by perusing a friends FB page and noticing his morale patch. Went to the companies website and was pleasantly surprised by the selection of unique offerings.

But it was the logic goat essay that made me a customer for life. Oh but if more people could both read it and live by it!

When my products arrived (speedily) I was impressed by the quality and that they were exactly as described.

TL:Dr, great products produced, packaged and shipped by good people.

Ironically I ordered and had them sent home while in Cœur D’Alene.

Highly recommended.

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