Morale Patch - Lazy
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The fact that you are here, reading this, means you're not that lazy, but you know someone who is? Well, maybe you've just had your coffee and are in an energy boost state that will dwindle in the next 20 min, but that's ok too. Add this pleasant reminder to your kit, or wherever you go when you're supposed to be crushing it, but you're hiding from the world, like we all do at times. No judgment here, just fighting laziness and that's a cause worth fighting for.
- 3" X 2"
- PVC W/Velcro Backing
- We ship 5 days a week via USPS.
- Orders placed after lunch on Fridays will ship the following Monday.
- We ship via USPS and you get the calculated daily rate from USPS.
- Sometimes the USPS will tell you your package has been delivered a day or two before they actually deliver it. That's just the USPS being ridiculous.
- We are not responsible for customs or VAT.
- We ship to military bases. Follow this basic format so the system gets it:
Name: Captain Chaos
Company: 30SECOUT Stunt Team
Street 1: Unit/PSC #
Street 2: Box #
City: APO/FPO
State: Armed Forces Europe etc.
Country: United States
Zip: 00000-0000
| Men's Size Chart | ||||||
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Chest | 35-37" | 38-40" | 41-43" | 44-47" | 48-50" | 51-53" |
| Waist | 29-30" | 31-32" | 33-35" | 36-38" | 39-42" | 43" + |
| Women's Size Chart | ||||
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| 2-6 | 6-10 | 8-10 | 10-14 | 18-22 |
| Youth Size Chart | ||||
| XS | S | M | L | XL |
| 4/5 | 6/7 | 8 | 10/12 | 14/16 |
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