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Morale Patch - Smooth is Fast (Skull)

Regular price $ 9.00

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Don't be reckless or you'll go out with a flaming skull of your own. Take it slow. Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.

  • Rubberized
  • 3 x 2.5"
  • Hook Backed
  • Thick
  • We ship 5 days a week via USPS.
  • Orders placed after lunch on Fridays will ship the following Monday.
  • We ship via USPS and you get the calculated daily rate from USPS.
  • Sometimes the USPS will tell you your package has been delivered a day or two before they actually deliver it. That's just the USPS being ridiculous. 
  • We are not responsible for customs or VAT.
  • We ship to military bases. Follow this basic format so the system gets it:

Name: Captain Chaos
Company: 30SECOUT Stunt Team
Street 1: Unit/PSC #
Street 2: Box #
City: APO/FPO
State: Armed Forces Europe etc.
Country: United States
Zip: 00000-0000

Men's Size Chart
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Chest 35-37" 38-40" 41-43" 44-47" 48-50" 51-53"
Waist 29-30" 31-32" 33-35" 36-38" 39-42" 43" +

 

Women's Size Chart
S M L XL 2XL
2-6 6-10 8-10 10-14 18-22

 

Youth Size Chart
XS S M L XL
4/5 6/7 8 10/12 14/16

 

 

Customer Reviews

Based on 7 reviews
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Mark Wurzler
Great quality

Fantastic quality! Highly recommend!

T
Timothy Nichols
Smooth is Fast

😎👍🏻
Love it

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Zack Prentice
Awesome customer service

I was shipped the wrong patch and then was promptly first class shipped another… sadly this was still the wrong patch. I am still waiting to hear back from them this time

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Dana Thomas
Freakin sweet

These things are amazing. Obviously quality from the start. I’ve kinda blasted my friends and family with them over the past two months! If you’re into patches, these are the $#!?!!

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Mark Brown
Smooth

High quality patch; looks great on my jacket.

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